How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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