So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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