Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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