that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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