I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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