I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
