if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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