Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I enjoy the company of your penis
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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