Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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