Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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