what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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