im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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