Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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