ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
literally had 100 drinks last night.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she peed on how many people?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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