the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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