You can't special order awesome
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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