I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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