end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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