I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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