So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
one two three fourrrrnication!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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