I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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