Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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