just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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