you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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