Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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