That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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