what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We named our party play list daddy issues
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
