Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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