well you can't waste a boner
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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