so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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