Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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