Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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