Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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