rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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