Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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