I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im six kinds of drunk right now
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
