Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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