3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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