2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He had one of those small greek statue penises
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Did I show you my penis last night?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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