So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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