he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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