He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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