I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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