I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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