so that wasnt chicken after all
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
