she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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