SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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