his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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