3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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