My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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