Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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