his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the day after is always just damage control
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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