i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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