there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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