im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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