SEEEEXXX PLEASE
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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